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Suddenly the train when into a tunnel; the light had not been put on, so for half a minute the carriage was completely in the darkness, and in the darkness came a the sound of a large kiss followed almost immediately by a loud slap. What had taken place while the train was in the tunnel?
When the train finally emerged and it was light again in the carriage, there for all to see was the officer with a bleeding nose and a swollen eye.
And the old lady, seeing this, thought to herself, “What a brave young lady, who dared to hit the officer for stealing a kiss in such a cowardly way”
And the young girl, seeing the suffering of the officer, was puzzled “How strange, she thought, that the officer should kiss the old lady, and not me.”
The poor officer, nursing two injures that caused him more than a little pain embarrassment, considered to himself, “that cockney’s quite a clever chap. He kissed the girl and the girl hit me!”
And the cockney laughed suddenly to himself at the trick he had played. “I am a clever chap”, he thought to himself, “I kissed the back of my hand , hit the officer in the face and nobody said a word.”